People Just Always Want to Complain

Why is it no matter what people complain.  They are now complaining about the superbowl half time.  The guitar wasn’t just a guitar.  There was symbolizism.   Oh my god.  Give me a break.

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Some Funny Tax Quotes

Robert A. Heinlein
There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does
not want merely because you think it would be good for him.

Arthur Godfrey
I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half of the money.

H. L. Mencken
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Albert Einstein
[on filing for tax returns] This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.

John S. Coleman
The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.

Herman Wouk
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

Milton Friedman
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay.

John Maynard Keynes
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

Winston Churchill
There is no such thing as a good tax.

Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Plato
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Benjamin Tucker
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.

Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer: that’s someone who works for the federal government, but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

Robert A. Heinlein
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.

Winston Churchill
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is
like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the
handle.

G. Gordon Liddy
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

Barry Goldwater
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

Calvin Coolidge
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

Dan Bennett
There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.

Martin A. Sullivan
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.

Jewish Proverb
Taxes grow without rain.

Thomas Jefferson
The same prudence which in private life would forbid our paying our own
money for unexplained projects, forbids it in the dispensation of the
public monies.

Robert Dole
The principle involved here is time-honored and true: and that is it’s your money.

Robert Dole
The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in
the hands of the working men and working women who earned it in the
first place.

G. Gordon Liddy
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

Rob Knauerhase
Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of ‘May Day!’?

Roger Jones
I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.

Jean-Baptiste Colbert
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the
largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.

Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard’s Almanac
It would be a hard government that should tax its people one-tenth part of their income.

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Rubbed Wrong

Did you ever just have someone rub you the wrong way. They didn’t do anything to you but you just don’t like them. Everyone may think that person is great and wonderful but you can’t see what it is. You just want to scream out that they suck. Nobody else seems to see their flaws because they are to busy kissing their whiny ass. It gets frustrating.

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Superbowl

I was just thinking as I was watching the super bowl commercials online. How much is the ratings down now that you don’t have to watch the stupid game just to see the commercials. Not that any of them are that great. Seems like nobody tryed real hard. I do have to say the Kevin Federline spot for Nationwide was kind of funny. He has a sense of humor even if he is a talentless schmuck. So what ads do you think where good and what ones stunk.

I thought the Snickers commercial was plain stupid.

I thought David Letterman and Oprah spot was funny.

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Cardroom Supply

poker chips

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Friday Feast

Appetizer:
What was one of the fashion fads when you were a teenager? I remember making my own bleached out jeans, also scrunched socks over the pants and long leather jackets
Soup:
Name one thing you think people assume about you when they first meet you.  I think people think i’m outgoing even though I’m truly shy.  Probably loud too is a thought.
Salad:
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how hard do you work?
Work where?  That really depends on my mood.  I vary in my euthasim greatly.  Anywhere from 1 to 10.  I am a very good employee though.  Nobody ever has to ask for something twice.
Main Course:
If you were given a free 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl to sell anything you currently own, what would you advertise?
Well I would advertise this blog of course.  LOL.
Dessert:
Fill in the blank: I love to camp  when it is nice outside.

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ha ha funny

funny videos

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In The News

Six girls at a rural high school in Tennessee were charged with homicide conspiracy after their principal found a list of 300 names of officials discovered online postings suggesting they kill these people.

On the list where students, faculty members, Tom Cruise and Oprah. oh yeah and the Engergizer Bunny

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Things to do

So many things to do.  How about you?  Got alot to do.  I dont’ know where to begin

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TLC

I just love that show What Not to Wear.   I soooo need to be on that show.  Can someone nominate me.

I won’t want to be in the 3 sided mirror but if that meant a new wardobe then so be it.  I can handle it.

LOL

I been trying to use the performance feature down on my firefox.  I guess my posts have been duplicating like little bunnies.  I was wondering what was happening to them and now I have a bunch.

I am so busy with home and work I barely have time to think.  I hope to post more tomorrow.

So It is the 3rd Day

Did you break any resolutions yet?

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So Its January 3 2007

How are the New Years Resolution Going??

Broken any yet ?? 

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So Its January 3 2007

How are the New Years Resolution Going??

Broken any yet ?? 

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So Its January 3 2007

How are the New Years Resolution Going??

Broken any yet ?? 

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So Its January 3 2007

How are the New Years Resolution Going??

Broken any yet ?? 

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Just a Quickie….

Sometimes Quickie’s are Good

Got any good New Years Plans ?

You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo

My son is turning 7 next Tuesday. 7! Has it been that long? At times it seems so.

This Saturday we are having his friends over for his birthday party. He loves costumes so we will be dressing up for Halloween on Saturday. The party had to be early at 11am. This to me is too early to have a bunch of kids come over. Don’t get me wrong, I am up, I am an early riser but I usually use the morning before a party to get ready. Last minute cleaning, food etc. Anyways, I had to plan the party at 11 am because that was the only time the magician was available.Now readers this is where I need your help. I have a dozen little boys coming over. I think rain is in the forecast… So help. I need games for these kids. Ones that are appropriate for boys and for maybe being in the house. We have the piñata and magician but what else? We have 2 and half hours to fill. I was looking for fun games that we hadn’t played yet. Any suggestions?

Don’t forget to make a new bookmark for my new home.

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New Blog Hosting

I also wanted to note that my Honey has made me my very own spot on the Internet. For now WordPress will redirect you but eventually you will have to find me there. So check me out at

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Update your bookmarks. I love my new host.